Anonymous asked: Hi Froggie! Do you believe in the friendzone?

thefrogman:

I believe in something I call “unrequited like.” It’s a less profound version of unrequited love. I think this happens to all genders and it can certainly be disappointing. 

I’ve been on the planet a bit longer than a lot of my followers and maybe I can pass along a few things I’ve learned.

First, if someone has no interest in you. Move on. It will be hard. It might even suck for a while. But trying to win the affection of someone who doesn’t feel that way about you is a big waste of time. You are just going to cause yourself more pain. 

Second, being someone’s friend is not a consolation prize. Friendship is one of the most precious things on earth and should not be discounted into this absurd notion of the “friendzone.”

If you believe in the friendzone you aren’t the “nice guy” you think you are. Women are not objects to be won, and if they reject you, you should respect that. You cannot blame someone for not having feelings for you. It’s like telling someone who doesn’t like brussels sprouts to just start liking them. You cannot magically change their taste buds by saying the right words. 

And lastly, if they offer you friendship, do not accept it if you are just going to be resentful. Either truly be their friend and perform your friend duties with all your heart, or move along. 

In my opinion, if you think you got friendzone’d, you are no friend.

"I am constantly torn between wanting to improve myself and wanting to destroy myself."

— (via sick-andsunk)

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daddymymouthisfullofstars:

chedsy:

throughtosunrise:

Highlights of tonight’s show:
hallublin dancing with the curtain.
“State of onal equilibrium.”
Paget Brewster and Dave Gruber Allen!
Paul F. Tompkins making Mark Gagliardi crack up on stage.
Grammar nerd jokes.
LITERAL SNAKE OIL SALESMAN DOCTOR PSEUDO ERSATZ.

To add to the list: Croach poking Sparks in the belly. Repeatedly.

Adding to the list: Paget’s dress you dum dums.
& POW!, pow, & [single person in the back of theate pow]

annakie:

liezlwashere:

Thrilling Adventure Hour | 04.22.14
Croach doesn’t care for your rhythmic movements. 

This isn’t a spoiler because you won’t be able to see this on the podcast… This was during the Sparks theme song.  We were all cracking up because Mark was just Croaching it up giving them “What are you humans doing?  I will not participate in your human dancing.” looks the entire time.  Then during the last verse he joined in and it was amazing.

annakie:

liezlwashere:

Thrilling Adventure Hour | 04.22.14

Croach doesn’t care for your rhythmic movements. 

This isn’t a spoiler because you won’t be able to see this on the podcast… This was during the Sparks theme song.  We were all cracking up because Mark was just Croaching it up giving them “What are you humans doing?  I will not participate in your human dancing.” looks the entire time.  Then during the last verse he joined in and it was amazing.

(via danigi)

My new healthy agenda mantra

"If Chris Pratt can do it, so can I"

cause, damn son!

I gotta get better at taking photos when I’m at Thrilling Adventure Hour…. 

I’m …….. From Earth Day Special in just a few hours!

Got my Beyond Belief shirt on and I am ready!

(except I have 2.5 hours more of work……)

baskintheafterglow:

supreemo:

chelsfarrington:

Lori Beth Denberg was the comedic genius of my childhood.

vital information over everything

A skit they should add to snl with her in it

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